What not to wear

So today dad takes me recycling. I don't do much but sit in the car, but I love to see what people wear. Now, I don't wear clothes, but if I did, I would dress a bit better than some of these slobs. I know you are just recycling, but must you wear spandex? And what is up with the sports bras as a top? I know it's hot (try having a fur coat on all the time), but people you really need to think about what not to wear.