Welcome!

This is my first post, so please be gentle and if not - get bent. I'm ten years old (at least seventy of your years, fartbiter, so get over it.) Being a neurotic dog, I have a special ability to see things they were they are, especially 8" from the ground. Hopefully you will enjoy my rants and raves, and if not I really don't care. But I mean it with love!