Last night we got out the Christmas decorations. We hung some old ratty socks on the mantle and I don't know why. If they want me to chew them up (which I know they like), they should put the damn things on the floor. I got to wear my special collar last night which I like. I just hope they don't bring out those stupid "reindeer antlers" again.
Last year I was paraded around the complex while they called me "Max" and then kept asking "who." I replied "who what?" They said "WhoVille," which makes no sense at all. I know "WhoVer" is that noisy machine that sucks up dirt. Hate that thing!
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