Nick and Gabby Visit

The niece and nephew visited from San Antonio. I got lots of attention so it was a good visit.

What to do for Christmas?

I think Christmas is coming. Daddy and Pappy got all dressed up last night for some big party. They had a bizarre conversation that went something like this:

Pappy: "What time are we going?"

Daddy: "I don't know, but I don't want to be too early or too late"

Pappy: "So what time are we going?"

Daddy: "I don't know, but floss your teeth as da mayer is going to be there."

I don't know who da mayer is but he must be an important dentist. Anyway they seemed to have a good time.

Cold Weather is Here

Boy it was cold this morning so Daddy got out my sweater. He says I look like a Scotch Tube. It's really not that warm, but I think he likes me wearing it.

Christmas time is here

Last night we got out the Christmas decorations. We hung some old ratty socks on the mantle and I don't know why. If they want me to chew them up (which I know they like), they should put the damn things on the floor. I got to wear my special collar last night which I like. I just hope they don't bring out those stupid "reindeer antlers" again.

Last year I was paraded around the complex while they called me "Max" and then kept asking "who." I replied "who what?" They said "WhoVille," which makes no sense at all. I know "WhoVer" is that noisy machine that sucks up dirt. Hate that thing!