Daddy is flying away

I knew something was up a few days ago when I saw Daddy's suitcase. It smells funny like it's been all over the world. Anyway when I saw him packing last night, I got real upset. He said he's going to China, which is dumb since everyone knows it's a plate and not a place. Anyway he says he's coming back soon, so I'll just lay around on Pappy until he gets back.

PetSmart Rules!

Last night, we got to go to PetSmart on Shepherd & W. Alabama. Everyone who works there can't get enough of me. Whenever I feel blue I like to go there and get attention, like that Sally Field character in Soap Dish. The best are the baby hamsters in their cages. They look like baby squirrels. I hope I get one for Christmas. YUM!

Dachshund Gets Eaten by an Alligator

Where I first heard this, I was terrified. Daddy showed me the video on You Tube and I'm now OK with it, but the title still scares me!

A Time for Pants

Daddy started a new job last week. He seems to really like it, although he was bitching about "having to wear goddam pants all week." When he wasn't working, he wore these cargo shorts everywhere. Personally I was getting tired of them but he liked all the pockets where he could hide cigarettes and business cards. I don't understand why humans even wear pants. I don't wear them and get along just fine, but I'm just a dog.